10 True Tweets About Office Life That Are Funny
Getting through a day of office drudgery sometimes requires superhuman amounts of sheer will--or maybe just a really wicked sense of humor. Here are 10 of Buzzfeed’s list of 19 tweets about office life that are funny because they’re true (check the link for the full list):
- “I’ve never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that’s running 30 minutes over time.“
- “I know more details about my co-worker Jeff’s dog than I do my own life.“
- “Keep your co-workers on their feet by beginning your next email with, ’If you’re reading this, I’m already dead.’“
- “I like to lightheartedly tell my co-workers, ’Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!’ And then I never get coffee.“
- “If a co-worker asks to borrow your pen, sniff it and say, ’I think this one is safe,’ and see if they’ll take it from your hand.“
- “Every office is only as motivated as its snack selection.“
- “I wonder how many consecutive Mondays Todd will respond ’Not long enough’ in regards to how his weekend was. We’re at seven.“
- “Please ignore this tweet, I’m pretending to be adding a co-worker’s phone number.“
- “The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.“
- “I wonder if my co-workers know I’ve worn the same outfit every day for five months.“
(Source: Buzzfeed)