25% Of Married Men Have Crushes On Their Mothers-in-Law

Ladies, you have a new thing to worry about when it comes to your man. Your own mom.

A new poll commissioned by a British fashion designer finds that 25 percent of married men are infatuated with their mothers-in-law, while 31 percent think the woman who produced their mate is the more attractive of the pair.

What’s more, 18 percent claim that their mother-in-law has hit on them, while fully half admit to finding the mature matrons attractive.

Using the most British jargon ever printed in a newspaper (in this case, The Daily Mail), a spokesman for Peter Hahn, the designer who commissioned the study, said, “The results show many cheeky chaps have quite the high opinion of their partner’s mother, and this goes against the old cliche of the mother-in-law being a bit of a battle axe.”

Yeah, what he said.............