Just because the movie poster says to lose control doesn't mean you should.

Three women were arrested for disorder and assault at a Valentine’s Day screening of Fifty Shades of Grey in Glasgow, Scotland. Eyewitnesses say that three drunk women (ages 31, 38 and 51) were getting rowdy during the move when a man told them to shut up. You would think that would be a mistake, but he thought that playing the role of the DOMINANT MALE in the movie theater would have earned him brownie points with the ladies.

They responded by allegedly throwing a beer bottle at him.

If the story couldn't get any weirder, here is an eyewitness account by a man named Michael Bolton -- no, not that Michael Bolton:

“Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women were getting arrested and put in a police van when we arrived. A woman came out the theater and said that a guy had been glassed. One woman was in handcuffs and another two women were in tears. She said that three or four girls had been very loud and were shouting. The man had asked them to shut up and he was glassed. It’s a cinema where you can buy drink. Only in Glasgow are police called to the cinema. This type of behavior happens at pubs and nightclubs – but you don’t expect that at a cinema. The guys at the cinema were tidying up the blood before we were going in. They were wiping down seats before the start of the 8:20pm film.”