Adam Levine Consoles Fan That Isn’t Married To Him

Call her Ellen DeGenerous after this display on a recent show!

Some things Ellen does on her show (let's just say) don't go over well.

Then there's the entire Justin Bieber series, which started out good but then we maybe got sick of it.

This, however, is fantastic and will always be.

Remember when little Mila grew up before our eyes sitting in her car seat? When she found out that this world is a cruel, unfair, terrible place?

Maybe it's not so unfair and terrible after all.

Very cool, Mr. Levine. No wonder women of every demographic want to marry you.