Chad & Avril Are Next In The Celebrity Divorce Machine

Well, it's official! Love is dead.

We only just barely made it through as a society during this unofficial Summer Of Uncoupling: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? Please don't. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale? STAHP. Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards? I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Ugh.

And now, we've been dealt yet another conscious celebrity uncoupling: Avril Lavigne and the person responsible for unleashing Nickelback on an unsuspecting world, Chad Kroeger.

Avril announced it on her Instagram, complete with a picture of them being married as she announced they had changed their collective minds. #classy

Still devastating news. Thankfully, I have full faith that Avril will spread her wings and...fly, and he'll be fine looking at that photograph.

Considering the fact that they're totally BFFs now, perhaps Taylor Swift has a single suitor in her coven who might be a good match for Av. Tay?

You know it was a bad sign when they made this their wedding song: