The couple that plays together stays together...right? This is 'Crappy News' for Friday, September 8th.

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East Wallace, Nova Scotia- A man wanted to prove a point...and wound up burning down his house.

49-year-old Gordon Spicer was arguing with a woman Monday afternoon about whether he was sober enough to drive. He decided to show he wasn't drunk by setting his house on fire and driving away in his truck. You know, totally normal stuff...

The fire department put out the blaze, and Spicer was arrested and charged with arson AND impaired driving. So I guess that settles things. [CTV News]

Denver, CO- Five nurses were suspended after inappropriately viewing a dead patient's body earlier this year.

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The nurses allegedly admired the size of the deceased man's genitals and at one point opened a body bag to view parts of the body. A different nurse overheard a conversation about the incident and reported it to hospital staff.

Police determined that there wasn't enough evidence to prove a crime was committed. Four of the nurses returned to work; one of them left the hospital. [ABC 7 - Denver]

Trumann, AR- A married couple faces felony charges for selling homemade porn.

37-year-old Derek Calloway & 30-year-old Leslie Sessions were busted after recording "public hardcore sexual conduct."

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Police claim Sessions was pleasuring herself while seated at a Cheddar's restaurant and used an adult toy on herself in a Home Depot parking lot. She also allegedly exposed herself in the appliance section of Home Depot and engaged in a sex act inside a dressing room at a Kohl’s store. Calloway is charged with recording his wife’s "performances" and participating in sex at an outdoor nature preserve.

Calloway told police that they market their XXX adventures on Twitter and earn about $1,000 a month. The pair was charged with nine felonies and face a maximum of SIX YEARS in prison for each count. [The Smoking Gun]

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