CRAPPY NEWS – 1/16/17
Here are today's headlines:
A woman now needs phone insurance AND car insurance, a teacher gets fired for teaching, and and Illinois woman plans on hooking up A LOT...
Wellington, FL- You've heard the expression "driving me up a wall." Well, this woman was so mad...she drove through one.
26-year-old Shinobia Wright was upset about cracking her iPhone screen, so she went to a T-Mobile Store to get a new one. She told store employees that it was her birthday AND that she had insurance, but the store wouldn't replace her phone.
Shinobia returned to the store the next day...and drove her SUV through the front entrance. She faces charges of aggravated battery, criminal mischief, and reckless driving. [Palm Beach Post]
You know...if you had an Android phone you wouldn't have to worry about broken glass ;-)
Frederick, MD- A school employee was fired for actually trying to educate a kid.
Katie Nash was removed from her job as web experience coordinator after correcting a student's spelling...ON TWITTER.
A student tweeted the district if they were cancelling school tomorrow, but used the letter "A" instead of the first to "O"s. Nash replied, using the District's Twitter handle "But then how would you learn how to spell Tomorrow?" Her tweet received more than 1,000 likes and retweets, but she was terminated Friday afternoon. [CBS Baltimore]
Great message to motivate our future educators: "Hey, even when you're right, you're wrong. Don't you dare tell a kid he made a mistake....EVERYONE IS PERFECT."
East St. Louis, IL- I don't know what this woman was planning, but she sure expected to have a REALLY good time.
Store employees called police after seeing 25-year-old Shaearion Davis conceal several boxes of condoms. Turns out...it was actually 31 BOXES. And since each box has between 10 and 36 condoms, Shaearion had taken enough to do the dirty between 310 and 1,116 times!
She's been charged with felony retail theft. And if she'd JUST stolen a couple fewer boxes, she'd only be looking at a misdemeanor...but those 31 boxes crossed the $300 threshold, which pushed the charge up to a felony in Illinois.
Police said there was no clear motive. [Belleville News-Democrat]
NO CLEAR MOTIVE? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that she planned on having a lot of sex...or she's just angry about defunding Planned Parenthood...
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