CRAPPY NEWS – 12/14/16
In case you missed this morning's "Crappy News With Happy Music" here are today's headlines:
A pair of Kentucky men find a double-dose of bad luck while plotting a robbery, a case of extreme couponing goes bad, and a man gets arrested after his wife injures HIM...
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Danville, Kentucky- Two drunk guys hatched a plan to rob a local barbecue restaurant. Robert Bourne and David Grigsby parked outside of it and started laying out details of their plan.
But...one of them had accidentally pocket-dialed 911, so the dispatcher heard everything and triangulated the call.
And it turned out that the POLICE CHIEF just so happened to be eating at the barbecue restaurant at that EXACT moment. The Chief and other responding officers searched the parking lot until they found the men in their car. One of them had a mask on his person.
So far they've only been charged with public intoxication but the 911 tape will be turned over to prosecutors to determine any other charges. [Advocate-Messenger/NBC Lexington]
Memphis, Tennessee- An extreme couponer almost received an extreme beatdown Friday night.
Megan Wilson was at a Kroger store trying to get rid of her coupons before they expired. After about 15 minutes, a guy behind her in line got tried of waiting, so he started screaming at her. She exchanged verbal barbs with the man until he yanked her down by the hair and smashed her into her shopping cart.
Wilson says the man took off and left his items behind. I guess you could say she got more than she...BARGAINED FOR. [WREG-TV]
Greenwood, Indiana- A domestic dispute led to an unusual injury and a surprise arrest.
Stacy Deaton was question her husband's loyalty in the relationship. At that point, Stacy said her husband, Dan Deaton, threw her at the top of the stairs. The altercation then moved to the bedroom where Dan reportedly sat on his wife, threw her about the room and put his hands over her mouth and nose.
Stacy was able to free herself...by biting his SCROTUM.
Dan tried to flee the scene but police tracked him down. He claimed he'd been attacked by his wife, but cops found bruises and rug burns on Stacy's arms and Dan admitted he started the fight, so only he got arrested...the bitten scrotum was self-defense.
Normally, I'd feel bad for a guy injuring his junk...but in this case, I think he pretty much got what he deserved... [WISH-TV]
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