CRAPPY NEWS – 12/16/16
In case you missed this morning's "Crappy News With Happy Music" here are today's headlines:
A woman gets stabby-stabby because she wants to get her nails done, a robber is still at large because police can't tell if the suspect is male or female, and a laundry thief leaves a pretty noticeable clue at the crime scene...
Ft. Myers, Florida- A woman attacked her boyfriend with a knife...over a mani-pedi.
32 year-old Crystal Garlin argued with her boyfriend because he wouldn't pay for her to get her nails done for her birthday, so she grabbed the knife. Police say he sliced his wrist while trying to take the knife away from her.
Garlin was charged with battery causing bodily harm...and still never got her french tips OR her party nail. [Full Story]
Holiday, Florida- Police are having a hard time tracking down a robbery suspect...because of a sharpie.
The culprit wore a red bandana, and a fake beard drawn on with a marker. Cops initially described the suspect as a heavyset white male in his 30s, but when you look at security footage it's unclear if the suspect is ACTUALLY a guy.
The Pasco County Sherrif's Department actually had to send out a tweet asking for people to help identify the robber.
The world's DUMBEST disguise might have actually worked. [WPTV]
Tavares, Florida- A woman called the cops last week because someone had stolen $800 worth of clothes from a laundromat.
Authorities reviewed the surveillance tape and saw a man take her articles of clothing out of the dryers. The man then stuffed the clothes in trash bags and left. While reviewing the tape, police also noticed a distinct feature on the suspect...he was missing a pinky.
Cops recognized the perp from previous arrests, so they drove to his house and charged him with grand theft.
Chances are, in a town of 15,000 people, the dude with the missing finger is probably pretty easy to find. [Daily Commercial]
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