CRAPPY NEWS – 12/21/16
If you missed this morning's "Crappy news with Happy Music" here are today's headlines:
A rich snob is suing ANOTHER rich snob because of Christmas music, a recently-retired government worker accidentally hits "reply all," and a man spends his day getting engaged at Walmart and getting arrested at the mall...
New York City- Some rich guy is suing his rich neighbors...because they won't stop blasting Christmas music.
NYC lawyer Nick Wilder is upset at his neighbors' Christmas display, which includes a loudspeaker that blares holiday tunes from 7 A.M. to Midnight EVERY DAY.
Wilder told the New York Post “I like a Christmas song on Christmas Day. But I’m tired of hearing ‘Jingle Bells’ like 700 or 800 times a day ... She’s invading other people’s homes with her elevator music.’’
All he wants for Christmas is some peace and quiet...and another few hundred thousand dollars.
Pennsylvania- A 58-year-old turnpike worker retired last month. While filling out his exit interview form he decided to be brutally honest. And instead of sending it to HR, he accidentally sent it to about 2,000 employees.
Michael Stuban claimed that commission employees “have no morale” and that management is “out of touch with the average employees” and “only looking out for themselves.”
The message was not well received by Sean Logan, chairman of the Turnpike Commission. Logan also sent a mass-email, writing: “Mr. Stuban . . . I don't believe we ever met, and after reading your Exit Questionnaire, I am grateful that we didn't.”
He added that the commission “couldn't be to [sic] bad of a place considering you stayed for 35 years. Best of luck in your retirement.” [Washington Post]
The dreaded "reply all" button strikes again!
Bay City, MI- A 25-year-old man got engaged at Walmart...and celebrated by stealing sex toys from the mall.
William Cornelius bought a $30 ring and proposed to his 20-year-old girlfriend, Sheri Moore, OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER at Walmart. Believe it or not, things got even stranger. The couple then went to a nearby mall and got arrested for shoplifting from Spencer Gifts. Yes...really.
According to court records, Sheri had stolen an assortment of jewelry, while police found about $80 worth of stuff on William, including a watch, a sex toy, sex candy, panties, and and EDIBLE THONG. [MLive]
I can't wait for them to tell this story to their grandkids someday...in fact, I want to be there when they do.
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