CRAPPY NEWS – 12/9/16
Here are today's stories:
A bunch of NFL fans "raids" an airplane en route to a game, a woman should stick to watching marathons on TV, and a British man loses a lot more than just his prostate...
This week's Thursday Night Football game featured the Oakland Raiders and Kansas City Chiefs. Now, the Chiefs won the actual game...but the Raiders definitely won the pre-game.
One of the planes carrying fans from Oakland to Kansas City RAN OUT OF ALCOHOL during the flight. Fans drank the plane completely dry in less than 3 1/2 hours. I don't know whether to be impressed or terrified. [SB Nation]
They literally...raided...the plane of all the booze.
North Port, FL- A woman competing in her first half-marathon took a wrong path on the course and got lost for 12 HOURS.
Melissa Kitcher said she made a wrong turn about three miles into the Trail Hog 13.1-mile run and realized no one was looking for her at about 3 p.m. The race officially ended at 12:30 p.m. Kitcher estimates that she ran nearly seven miles off course.
Her Fitbit tracked 49,000 steps--16.19 miles--in less than 12 hours. [Sarasota Herald-Tribune]
Kitcher plans to participate in another half-marathon in March, though her first one should probably be her last.
Essex, England- A 61-year-old man is suing a hospital after a routine operation left him with HORRIFYING side effects.
Andrew Lane underwent a procedure to remove his prostate, but something happened during the surgery and he contracted a near-fatal FLESH-EATING VIRUS that nearly destroyed his genitals! The infection was so severe that he lost most of his penis and is no longer able to have sex.
The damage is irreversible...and incredibly gross. [Telegraph]
"Flesh-eating virus," "lost" and "penis" are three things NO man wants to hear in the same sentence.
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