CRAPPY NEWS – 2/1/17
Here are today's headlines:
A man will probably NEVER turn down sex again, a guy calls police instead of a vet, and a woman boasts about her crimes on Facebook (then gets arrested)...
Lake Havasu City, AZ- A woman attacked her boyfriend...for NOT screwing somebody else!
42-year-old Teresa Gilliard and her boyfriend met a woman at a local dog park and invited her to their house for some--ahem--group activities. The women began drinking and proposed a THREESOME, but the boyfriend turned it down because he said he didn't want anyone to come over.
A police report says that the argument grew physical, and Gilliard stabbed her boyfriend in the arm with a pair of scissors! He's fine, but she's been charged with felony aggravated assault. [Havasu News]
Your girlfriend is hammered on Peppermint schnapps and pushing to have group sex...what could POSSIBLY go wrong in this situation?
Niceville, FL- A drunk man called 911 because he claimed his dog ate his hearing aid.
The caller wanted an officer to help him get it back. He called 911 again a few minutes later and said he didn't need an officer to repsond; he was just going to chain the dog in his kitchen and wait for him to go #2!
About an hour later he called back a THIRD time and told the dispatcher that his friend said to leave the dog alone. The dispatcher politely gave the man the police NON-emergency number for future reference. [Northwest FL Daily News]
Cops are there to serve and protect, but not to stick their hands up a dog's butt.
West Palm Beach, FL- A woman got away with assaulting a mom-to-be...until she posted it on social media.
According to police, 23-year-old Antisha Brown began chasing the 19-year-old victim in her car. Brown then threatened the pregnant victim and a friend with a crowbar and taser before crashing her car into the victim's vehicle.
Police didn't make an arrest until the victim came forward and showed officers that Brown had bragged about the incident on her Facebook page. Now she's looking charges of aggravated battery with a weapon and aggravated battery on a known pregnant woman. [Palm Beach Post]
When will people realize that other people can see what you post on the Internet???
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