An elderly man is probably going to die MUCH happier, a sex offender gets busted by a grandma, and woman feels the wrath of the marathon mafia...

Sandusky, OH- A nursing home employee was arrested after showing an elderly resident a REALLY good time.

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26-year-old Brittany Fultz was fired from her nursing home job after her bosses saw a cellphone video of her giving a LAP DANCE to a 100-year-old patient. Fultz is seen straddling the man's leg and exposing her breasts and butt.

Both Fultz and the co-worker who shot video were fired, but Fultz now faces charges of "gross sexual imposition."

Fultz' attorney argues that she was just trying to cheer the man up and not take advantage of him. [My Fox 8]

Seriously? This guy is 100 years old and lives in a nursing. When's the last time he saw a pair of boobs? I can only hope for that kind of treatment when I'm 100...

Palm Coast, FL- A man is under suspicion for slapping a teenage girl on the butt...

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52-year-old William Welsh is accused is smacking the 14-year-old girl's backside, then saying "Hey, let me get some of that." The girl reported the incident to a relative, who then called police.

Officers say Walsh had two plastic bags hanging from the handle bars of his bike and three pairs of girls' underwear were in plain view. It was discovered during a search that Walsh was also wearing girls' underwear

Witnesses say Walsh has been known to ride around the area on his bicycle and tries to talk to children when adults aren't around, according to the charging affidavit. [ClickOrlando.com]

This guy = Creepy. Woman giving old guy a lap dance = Not creepy.

Ft. Lauderdale, FL- A distance runner was disqualified from a half-marathon because a post-race picture.

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Jane Seo finished second in the A1A Half Marathon on Friday. Two days after the race, a "marathon watchdog blogger" (someone who analyzes race data and looks for irregularities) found out she cheated by looking at a photo she took after the race.

He zoomed in on her GPS tracking watch and noticed that Seo actually ran only 11.6 miles NOT 13.1.

Not only did she cut the course, she covered her tracks on a bike later that afternoon to throw off her GPS. Seo was DQ-ed, and was kicked out of her running club. [Deadspin]

Probably would've been easier just to run the final two miles...but I honestly don't know what's worse: cheating, running multiple miles, or running a marathon watchdog blog.

 

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