CRAPPY NEWS – 2/27/17
Happy Monday! In honor of the Academy Awards, these are the nominees for Dumbest Story of the Weekend...
Intercourse, PA: A man was arrested for indecent exposure.
41-year-old Brandon Holbrook allegedly flashed his junk at a woman inside a public library earlier this month. The female victim claims Holbrook exposed his genitals, a crime he's been already arrested for previously.
Holbrook faces an additional charge of "open lewdness." [The Smoking Gun]
Apparently, just because you're from the town with most sexual name EVER doesn't mean that you're satisfied all the time.
Newberry, SC: A high school coach wanted NO part of this field trip.
50-year-old Brent Carter was shuttling drama students and chaperones last weekend.
Police noticed the bus driving the wrong way on the highway. According to the police report, Carter had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes, was uneasy on his feet, and had food and drink spilled on his clothing.
At the county jail, authorities administered a breath test, and Carter registered a .18, more than twice the legal limit in South Carolina. Carter also admitted to drinking 3/4 of a gallon of bourbon the night before.
The school wasted no time in firing him. [ABC News 4]
THIS Coach Carter doesn't have a feel-good inspirational story.
Athens, GA: A man is in jail because of a pork chop and cigarettes.
29-year-old Terry Ball, Jr. became angry at his mother when she returned home without getting cigarettes for him...so he threw a partially-eaten pork chop at her. He then got up, pushed his mother and head-butted her. Ball's dad held him down on the kitchen floor until cops arrived.
Ball was arrested for simple battery as well as a probation violation. [Online Athens]
I don't condone smoking cigarettes, but clearly this guy needs to smoke as many as possible...he's way too stressed out. Wasting a perfectly good pork chop like that...
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