CRAPPY NEWS – 5/24/17
Two dads set WONDERFUL examples for their kids, and a trio surely make their parents proud...
Fairview Heights, IL- A man is in jail after firing a gun at Chuck E. Cheese.
25-year-old Jovan Chamberlain got into an altercation with a guest at his son's birthday party Saturday night. Chamberlain then went to his car, grabbed a handgun and fired several rounds into the air before speeding away.
Cops were able to track down Chamberlain a short time later. He's been charged with two counts of aggravated unlawful use of a weapon. [KSDK-TV]
Somebody start polishing that "Father of the Year" trophy for this guy...
Lawrence, MA- A man was arrested after his son found drugs in his luggage.
The boy called 911 Wednesday after finding the stash in a suitcase; he also told police he thought he'd seen his father dealing drugs. Officers searched the home and found more than 200 grams of Fentanyl and heroin, valued at about $8,500.
Yamil Mercado has been charged with drug trafficking & reckless endangerment of a child. [MassLive.com]
Kiln, MS- Three co-workers were busted for getting it on in BROAD DAYLIGHT.
30-year-old Brandon Mabery, 26-year-old Tiffany Thibodeaux, and 19-year-old Amy Hammers each face charges of indecent exposure after having a threesome on the deck of a restaurant last Wednesday.
The restaurant was closed at the time, but the owner drove by, saw the trio in action and called the cops. According to the Sun-Herald, police looked out the window and saw Mabery and one of the women--participating--before officers revealed themselves. [The Smoking Gun]
I've never worked at a place with THESE kinds of job perks. I'd definitely take this over Casual Fridays or a 401K...