Happy Hump Day! Here are today's top stories:

A man dies because of sports, a hooker doesn't ask for much, and a couple behaves badly in a park...

Midlothian, VA- This guy takes being a "die-hard" fan to a completely new level.

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68-year-old Pat Killebrew died suddenly on June 20th. His favorite baseball team was the Washington Nationals. He followed the Nats so intensely, his obituary actually blamed the team for his death!

His son wrote the obit and jokingly stated that Killebrew passed away at home "after watching the Washington Nationals relief pitchers blow yet another lead… In lieu of flowers, send 'donations' to the 'Nationals Bullpen Fund.'" [TotalSportsWire]

Waukesha, WI- A woman is in jail after a prostitution deal gone bad.

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32-year-old Tiedaneshia Eubanks met up with 70-year-old Dennis Pastorius a few weeks ago. Her fee? TWO DOLLARS in quarters...and a pair of edible panties. After shaking the sheets, Pastorius must have thought he was being overcharged, because he gave Eubanks the money but not the undies.

A physical confrontation followed, and Eubanks actually stabbed her john in the shoulder. She's facing charges for prostitution and reckless endangerment. [Patch.com]

I'm actually with the hooker on this one; you made a deal and you need to deliver on it. But even for someone selling their body, this asking price seems a tad too low...

Wilkes-Barre, PA- Park visitors were treated to quite a show last week.

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29-year-old Kyle McClure & 31-year-old Jacqueline Getz were arrested for indecent exposure and lewd conduct after witnesses saw them doing the "no-pants dance" in the park...next to a playground.

Police say several hundred people observed the couple's amorous antics, and some parkgoers even provided the cops with photo AND video evidence of the lovebirds' display. [The Smoking Gun]

I'm sure that was some fun viewing for police.

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