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Karaoke catches a fugitive, a prank gets a high school grad arrested, and a drunk driver shouldn't be alive...

North Chelmsford, MA- Karaoke led to the arrest of a sexual predator.

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43-year-old Ronald Duby, Jr. had an outstanding warrant in New Hampshire for failure to register as a sex offender. U.S. Marshals had even declared him "Fugitive of the Week." But Duby had no intentions of staying under the radar.

He went to a bar on Saturday and entered a karaoke contest. The bar owner recognized him and called police. [WMUR-TV]

I love karaoke as much as anybody...but you know what I love even more? NOT GOING TO PRISON.

Palatka, FL- A student's prank backfired in a big way.

18-year-old Zavier Valencia was arrested for battery after pieing his principal in the face during his high school graduation.

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Once all the diplomas were handed out, Valencia returned to the stage and approached the principal with a pie in his hand. The principal got his arms up, so it didn't actually hit him in the face.

Valencia now faces a third-degree felony charge of battery on an education employee and a second-degree charge of disrupting the peace during a school assembly.

The school superintendent issued a statement saying, "The pie incident was very unfortunate and I regret that it took away from such a distinguished ceremony." [News4Jax]

I mean, it's a high school graduation...you're not having an audience with the Pope. You may want to chill JUST a bit.

Portland, OR- I don't know if "drunk" is even the appropriate word to describe this guy.

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A 911 caller reported a vehicle driving erratically and well below the speed limit. The car was stopped by the time police arrived.

Officers noticed 32-year-old Joshua Davis slumped over the steering wheel and called an ambulance. Davis' blood alcohol level was a staggering .057 ... more than SIX times the legal limit.

Once he was released from the hospital Davis was arrested and charged with felony DUI. [PortlandOregon.gov]

I'm impressed that someone can drink that much and not die...but it takes a special kind of stupid to ACTUALLY attempt to drive after all that.

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