Proof that EVERYTHING looks attractive after a few adult beverages. This is "Crappy News" for Friday, May 4th.

Indianapolis, IN- An armored truck made an unexpected deposit this week.

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The back door of a Brinks truck swung open and spilled hundreds of thousands of dollars onto the interstate Wednesday morning.

Troopers say people were jumping over fences from the adjacent neighborhood to stuff their pockets with money. Witnesses confirmed that four men in a white pickup truck took off with a whole bag full of cash, and there was also report of a school bus driver stopping on the side of the road to pick up loose bills.

Officers blocked traffic as they helped collect money from along the highway. Police are reminding residents that anyone who picked up the money could be charged with theft. [CBS News]

I generally don't believe in stealing...but I do believe in "finders keepers."

Andhra Pradesh, India- The newest Avengers movie proved to be a life-altering experience.

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No matter how you feel about Avengers: Infinity War, it's definitely a major cinematic event--a culmination of 10 years and 18 movies, many Marvel fans had been dying to see it. But one fan died WHILE seeing it.

43-year-old Peddapasupula Baasha attended a 3D showing of Infinity War as part of May Day celebrations. His body was found by cleaning staff after they assumed he’d stayed in the theater for the post-credits scene. When Baasha didn't get up from his seat, employees removed his 3D glasses to find that he had died with his eyes open.

Police suspect that Baasha suffered a heart attack during the movie and died of cardiac arrest. [ScreenCrush]

Newton, KS- We have ANOTHER "car lover" in our midst.

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Cops received a call Tuesday night about a nude male underneath a car. The man was obviously drunk...and attempting to fornicate with a tailpipe. He kept trying to get it on with the exhaust pipe and refused to listen to police.

Eventually the cops wound up TASING the guy, and they took the vehicle violator to the hospital after subduing him. His blood alcohol content was 0.35, more than four times the legal limit.

The 24-year-old could face charges of lewd and lascivious conduct. [Topeka Capital-Journal]

I'm all for getting some tail...but this is a little drastic.

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