Haven't we all wanted to do this? Here's "Crappy News" for Wednesday, June 20th, 2018.

Jakarta, Indonesia- A woman was eaten by a gigantic snake.

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54-year-old Wa Tiba went missing while checking her vegetable garden Thursday night. Her family went to look for her the next day but found only her belongings, including sandals and a flashlight.

During the search, villagers found an enormous snake with a bloated stomach about 50 yards away. They killed the 23-foot-long reticulated python and carried it back to town. Locals sliced open the snake's belly and found Tiba's body still intact. [CBS News]

Wow. Serious sci-fi stuff.

Madison, WI- Two sisters were arrested after getting into a knife fight.

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Police were called to the scene Saturday afternoon after a woman had reported being stabbed. Cops found a 23-and 24-year-old female with knife wounds on their arms. Police say the women, quote, "engaged in mutual combat," but didn't suffer any serious injuries.

The sisters were taken into custody and charged with reckless endangerment. Since the fight happened around five small children, Child Services is also investigating the case. [Fox6Now.com]

Not quite the kind of family bonding I'd prefer.

Catterick, Garrison, UK- A teen got busted for drunk driving...after taking off with a golf cart.

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18-year-old Jamie Elliot took the cart from a local golf course, then drove nearly three-and-a-half miles to McDonald's.

The intoxicated teen had traveled with a friend to the restaurant at about 4:00 a.m. before police were called to the scene. A breathalyzer showed that Elliot's blood alcohol reading was nearly one-and-a-half times the legal limit.

Elliot pleaded guilty to DUI, was fined, and has been banned from driving for 12 months. [FOX News]

Who hasn't been lured in by those golden arches at 4:00 a.m.?

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