Sex, drugs, and rock & roll? Well, two out of three ain't bad. This is "Crappy News" for Monday, November 26th.

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada- Cars and bikes are sharing the road more and more--this isn't typically one of the issues you think about.

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A car accidentally collided with a man on a bicycle last week.

Witnesses said the cyclist opened the door to the vehicle and was "verbally abusive" to the female driver. Video then shows him grabbing his bike and ramming it into her vehicle.

The cyclist then pulled down his pants, defecated on the ground, and threw his own poop at the victim's car.

Several witnesses took pictures and videos of the incident and police are still trying to locate the suspect. [VicNews.com]

Bath, PA- We've got another last-minute entry for 'Mom of the Year.'

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36-year-old Shaurice Jones was trying to take her 12-year-old son to a dentist appointment. And he was SO against going that he climbed onto the hood of his mom's car.

So, she did what any normal, rational parent would do...she started driving anyway. Jones drove two miles to the police station (on streets where the speed limit was 40 mph), hoping the cops would help convince her son to go to the dentist.

Well, that plan FAILED. Jones was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and reckless endangerment. [The Smoking Gun]

Pretty much every kid HATES the dentist. But I  promise you this ISN'T the right way to get them to go.

San Diego, CA- A couple showed some love for their favorite band. LOTS of love.

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Heavy metal band Machine Head is wrapping up their last-ever tour, and they encountered some very--passionate--fans during a show last week.

Two concertgoers were ejected...after getting caught having sex in the front row.

The band didn't seem to be too bothered by it, judging by this social media post:

"San Diego! HOLY… FREAKIN… SH*T!!!?? When a guy and gal get ejected for having sex ... you know it’s gonna complete insanity ... Thank you all so much for an UNFORGETTABLE night of raging!" [Consequence Of Sound]

If that's not "metal" I don't know what is...

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