Do you have a thing for guys with a smart head on their ripped shoulders? Well, I don't have ripped shoulders but you probably weren't thinking about me.

You should then focus your superficial selves and swoon for a new Instagram account called @HotDudesReading.

This is conpletely hypocritical of me to say -- since if there was a version of this with women I'd be all over it -- but we're not just pieces of meat, you know...........

Launched earlier this month, the account focuses on hotties who read books and newspapers (no iPads, tablets or smartphones) on the New York City subway. The pics’ captions gush about what sexy thoughts must be going through the bodacious bookworms’ heads.

For example, “Spotted this scruffy prince on his morning commute. Probably [heading] to sculpture class. I’m sure he’s reading a collection of postwar Russian short stories, but really thinking of how he made love to his French girlfriend this morning.“