Yeah...that's never a good excuse. This is "Crappy News" for Wednesday, July 18th.

Lowell, IN- A truck driver crashed his rig...because of a bug.

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28-year-old Christopher Walker was driving his semi on the Interstate Thursday morning when a fly entered the cab of his truck through the window. Walker lost control of the truck when he attempted to swat the fly, causing him to hit a guardrail on the side of the road.

The truck then struck a concrete construction barrier. That collision made the trailer come loose and split open, emptying 42,000 pounds of plastic rolls onto the highway.

Walker received a ticket for unsafe lane movement. [UPI]

Redlands, CA- A flasher's cheap thrill almost got him killed.

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Some perv was exposing himself in a public park last Tuesday. One of the people he showed his genitals to decided to do something about it. 51-year-old Cynthia Molina chased the flasher for nearly a mile before stabbing him in the back multiple times.

Surveillance cameras from local businesses identified Molina as the attacker.

The unnamed man is facing charges for indecent exposure, while Molina was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. [KTLA-TV]

The world is a dangerous place. You can't even be a creepy weirdo in a park without fearing for your own safety anymore...

Dallas, TX- A man wound up with much more than just a parking ticket...

24-year-old Jose Nahun Lopez-Cruz was spotted illegally parked in a handicapped space.

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The officer found a bag of marijuana in the center console of the car, as well as an open can of alcohol. Lopez-Cruz said the can belonged to his wife, who was in the passenger seat. He reportedly told the cop, quote, "It's OK, she is gonna be 16 soon."

Through an interpreter, the underage girl told investigators that she and Lopez-Cruz were dating and had been living together for two months, having sex on a daily basis.

Lopez-Cruz was charged with marijuana possession and sexual assault of a child. [Dallas Morning News]

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