Apparently, Justin Bieber’s biggest complaint about being photographed naked by paparazzi while vacationing in Bora Bora earlier this month is that the pics don’t do justice to his manhood. In his best George Costanza impersonation, he aired his grievances like it was Festivus.

“That was shrinkage for me,“ Bieber says in an interview airing on today’s episode of Access Hollywood. However, he also admits that the incident has left him feeling a little violated. “My first thing was like, ’How can they do this?’“ he says. “I feel like I can’t step outside and I feel like I can’t go outside naked...You should feel comfortable in your own space--especially that far away.“

In addition to Justin's bodyshaming controversy, fans of "Jelena" completely lost their cool over the weekend when an unofficial duet from former flames Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez hit the web. Us Weekly reports that fans responded to a new track called “Strong" with tweets such as “JUSTIN AND SELENA MADE A SONG AND I'M NOT OKAY,” and, “I want to know the logistics of Selena and Justin recording that duet together.” The sultry track finds Bieber singing, "What should I do? Should I go? / Who do I talk to? Nobody knows.” Meanwhile, Gomez sings in a raspy voice, ”Wishing I was better at this damn thing / Cause it's just been too long and I can't change."

You know they are soooooo getting back together.

http://flawlessel.tumblr.com/post/131435390309/wishing-i-was-better-with-the-distance-its-cause

No word on if "Strong" will be on Biebs' new album which comes out November 13.