Wednesday is April Fools Day. Very few pranks are funny. This one is. Don't let the kids see this though.

Know how you’re going to prank your most high-profile frenemy for April Fools’ Day?

Why not ship him half a million candy penises?

That’s what the marketing geniuses behind Shipabagofd**ks.com (asterisks mine) are doing for Kanye West and Justin Bieber, the two individuals whom the website’s email subscribers generously chose to receive the massive shipment of sweet and sticky shafts.

Every bag has 100 gummy penises in it, meaning Bieber and Kanye will each receive 5,000 packages of packages on April 1.