Glamour asked their July cover girl Kim Kardashian to write a letter to her future self -- and the reality star had relatively superficial things to say to 44-year-old Kim in 2025. Why would anyone ask Kim Kardashian to do this, other than the entertainment value?

“I trust that you will still be the queen of contouring,“ she says. “May science invent a mysterious and delicious green juice to keep you tan forever. If you haven’t broken the 100 billion mark on Instagram followers I’ll be very disappointed in you.“

Kim encourages herself to remain confident. “When it comes to how you feel about your body, remember to be kind to yourself and enjoy how you look now, because you’re not getting any younger,“ she declares.

Kim also has some messages (with a little snark thrown in for good measure) to members of her family, including the future teenager named North West.