Lady Gaga gives good GIF...especially when she's feeling a shade shady.
While Mother Monster's self-empowering mantra has always been about all things peace, love and unity — "Born This Way," anyone? (happy Spirit Day by the way, y'all!) — there comes a time every now and then when, quite frankly, a Swine needs to be checked, stat.
From elaborate eye-rolls to carefree hair flips to big belly cackles and generous sips of tea, Gaga often says everything we need to know without even saying a word.
Here now are the many, many animated faces of Gaga.
K-k-k-kisses, money honey.
When he's thirty minutes late to the date, and his excuse is that he was "k-kinda busy..."
When you're too free as your hair to be bothered...
Scrolling through your Facebook feed full of high school friends like...
"Follow me on Instagram. I'm a fashion blogger."
When you spot your former G.U.Y. in the club...
"Lady Gaga's debut single is the best-selling debut single by any artist in the United States."
"Do people even still listen to Lady Gaga?"
When you don't give a flying Fame Monster...
A jazz album? "They all laughed. Now they're eating humble pie."
"Born This Way" sounds like "Express Yourself"...
FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW PLS?!
"Remember 'Bad Romance'? That song is so good."
KATY OUTSOLD HER OPENING WEEK AND SLAYED THE CHARTS AND ACTUALLY IF YOU CHECK HITSDAILYDOUBLE—
You have...how many Grammys again?
When someone tries to come for ARTPOP's sales like it didn't debut at #1...
"I miss the old Gaga."
So happy I could die — but not before snatching your wig.
Suddenly the Koons is you.
When you eat, breathe, sleep the fame, and the rest of em stay watching like the papa-paparazzi.