Talk about making an ass of yourself. This is 'Crappy News' for Friday, February 16th.

Burley, ID- A high school was placed on lockdown because of an angry bull loose on campus.

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The bull escaped from an auction yard on Tuesday and rampaged across town, trampling over signs and charging at people before arriving at the school.

The Cassia County Sheriff's Office notified school officials, who placed the campus on lockdown for about 15 minutes as officers followed the animal. Police weren't able to corral it, so the bull was put down in light of safety concerns. The officers followed the bull off the school grounds, and no shots were fired on the campus. [Yahoo News]

Considering what else has happened at a high school this week, a runaway bull doesn't seem that serious.

Little Rock, AR- A man stole a bunch of underwear from Victoria's Secret...right before Valentine's Day.

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The suspect went into the store around 5:00 p.m. Tuesday afternoon. The customer allegedly went to the door to ask someone outside to bring his wallet, which set off the store's alarm.

An employee tried to stop him from shoplifting all the stuff, but he shoved her, ran outside, and drove off in his El Camino.

The suspect stole about $550 worth of merchandise, including thongs, panties, a bralette, yoga pants and a zip-up hoodie. Cops still haven't identified him. [Arkansas Online]

His lady is gonna be REALLY mad when she finds out where her Valentine's Day gifts came from...

Lisbon, Portugal- A drug dealer was caught hiding cocaine in his butt...kinda.

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The 32-year-old male was stopped by customs officers after being alerted that he was under investigation for drug trafficking. The man was searched and agents discovered he was was wearing a false derriere, with each cheek containing about a pound of cocaine.

Authorities released this hilarious photo of the fake buttocks, along with the bathing suit used to contain them.

Police also arrested a 40-year-old man suspected of being the intended recipient of the drugs. [UPI]

I thought the goal of drug smuggling was NOT to draw attention to yourself. But, at least his ass looked fantastic.

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