Contact Us

Man Caught Smuggling Heroin Into Jail Claims It’s Chicken Vitamins

This is a terrible excuse. Clever, creative, but terrible nonetheless. Here’s your ‘Crappy News’ for Tuesday, August 29th.

Great Falls, MT- A woman called 911…to complain about the quality of her meth.

Oelwein Police Dept.
Oelwein Police Dept.

33-year-old Margery Dayrider called police because she’d had a bad reaction to a batch of meth she injected. She was experiencing a variety of symptoms, including vomiting, a tingling tongue, and a bad taste in her mouth.

Dayrider went on to tell police that she does meth “three times a day” and had never had this reaction before. Dayrider also said that she and her boyfriend had purchased the drug the night before and that she injected herself at 9 AM, 11 AM, and 3 PM. Dayrider handed the meth over to police, who promptly arrested her for felony drug possession. [The Smoking Gun]

It’s almost as if people addicted to meth make poor life choices…

Memphis, TN- A woman has been arrested for arson after lighting clothes on fire inside a Walmart…

Thinkstock
Thinkstock

Employees noticed smoke coming from the women’s section of the store Thursday morning. They found 27-year-old Joy Cagle setting articles of clothing on fire with her lighter.

Cagle initially told police that she unintentionally started the fire–that she has ADHD and needs to flick lighters and use fidget spinners to keep her mind busy. She later changed her story and claimed that an unknown man had lit the clothes. In addition to the lighter, officers found illegal drugs in Cagle’s possession. I know…I’m just as surprised as you are. [Memphis Commercial Appeal]

Ocala, FL- A criminal got caught with drugs in a–unique–hiding spot.

53-year-old William Conley was arrested last week. While being processed, police asked Conley to remove his artificial leg. He reluctantly agreed, and cops found a

Thinkstock
Thinkstock

syringe hidden inside.

Conley said he used the syringe to inject chickens with vitamins, but it doesn’t really make sense to sneak your chicken needles into jail…so police tested it and found that the liquid inside the syringe tested positive for heroin.

Conley was hit with an additional charge of drug possession as well as a charge for smuggling contraband into jail. [ClickOrlando.com]

And somewhere, his chickens are going without nourishment. WHY ISN’T ANYBODY THINKING ABOUT THE CHICKENS?

Click HERE For Any Crappy News You May Have Missed!

Follow Slater on FacebookTwitter and Instagram, and listen live @ Q923.net or with the RadioPup app!

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Recommended For You

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://q923.net using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Q92.3 quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Q92.3 contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.