Macauley Culkin is back as Kevin McCallister, and this is not your parents' "Home Alone".

Not to spoil it, but apparently leaving your 8-year old at home all by himself while the rest of the family is out on vacay is a traumatizing experience. Who knew?

WARNING: If you are allergic to extreme pottymouth you may not want to click on this.

SPOILER: The carjacker looks like Cory Ford, but it is not Cory Ford. I would have paid money for it to have been Cory Ford.