The New ‘Home Alone’ Remake Is Here (And So Very Not Kid-Friendly)

Macauley Culkin is back as Kevin McCallister, and this is not your parents' "Home Alone".

Not to spoil it, but apparently leaving your 8-year old at home all by himself while the rest of the family is out on vacay is a traumatizing experience. Who knew?

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SPOILER: The carjacker looks like Cory Ford, but it is not Cory Ford. I would have paid money for it to have been Cory Ford.