I like to think I know my girlfriend pretty well. But this has me shook.

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My girlfriend has never--let me repeat, NEVER--cooked bacon in a pan.

She's always used one of those "bacon plates" you put in the microwave. Well, I had the stupid idea to actually clean this plate in the dishwasher (you know, trying to not be a complete slob) before reading her mind that we were going to have bacon for dinner that night.

I told her it was no big deal and that we could just cook the bacon in a pan...you know, like humans have done for a hundred years. She'd NEVER done it before. And looked at me like I was the crazy one. Help me set her straight!

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