Someone Topped Pizza With Candy Corn And My Brain Can’t Handle It
I thought pumpkin spice pizza was the worst fall food I was going to see. It only took a few days for me to be wrong.
Pizza is wonderful. Candy corn is an abomination. Why you’d ever try to combine the two is beyond me, but a Twitter user posted a photo of himself baking a DiGiornio frozen pizza topped with candy corn. Look at it. Look at this awful thing.
Tis the season my dudes pic.twitter.com/BzNqeaY191
— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017
The reaction was–understandably–a mix of confusion, anger, and disgust. Even DiGiorno joined in the criticism:
First it was pineapple on pizza.
Then it was pizza in milk.
Then it was pizza and peeps.
Now it's candy corn on pizza.
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) September 18, 2017
Thankfully, most people on Twitter agreed:
How to ruin a perfectly good pizza. CANDY CORN?! Whoever did this .. you make me sick. What is wrong with you?! https://t.co/9HtTEWyxIM
— boots (@bootsvii) September 21, 2017
Pineapple pizza haters and pineapple pizza lovers must leave their differences aside and abolish candy corn pizza
— Kaby (@Tencoon_) September 19, 2017
If pumpkin spice pizza was at the very edge of insanity, this pushes it straight off a 10,000-foot cliff. I’m trying to give this guy the benefit of the doubt…I hope this whole thing is just a massive troll job, but it’s hard to be sure (after all, there are people that open bread like this). I know we live in some tense political times, but we need to stand together and make sure this NEVER happens again.