Hubby Hilariously Botches Wife’s Valentine’s GiftHubby Hilariously Botches Wife’s Valentine’s GiftI would NOT be able to get away with this!SlaterSlater
Dozens Of Kids Hospitalized From Tainted Valentine’s Day CandyDozens Of Kids Hospitalized From Tainted Valentine’s Day CandyRemember when you were in grade school and you passed valentines around the class? NOTHING bad happened. SlaterSlater
Man Loses Teeth After Guzzling 6 Energy Drinks Per DayMan Loses Teeth After Guzzling 6 Energy Drinks Per DayThis dude DEFINITELY needs to find a new pick-me-up. I think I do, too.SlaterSlater
Cop Has Gun Stolen By Pair Of ProstitutesCop Has Gun Stolen By Pair Of ProstitutesI don't know if ANY explanation is good enough.SlaterSlater
Groom Arrested For Groping Teenage Girl At His WeddingGroom Arrested For Groping Teenage Girl At His WeddingThis marriage is off to a fantastic start.SlaterSlater
Man Tells Cops He Trafficked Pot To Pay For Wife’s Cancer TreatmentMan Tells Cops He Trafficked Pot To Pay For Wife’s Cancer TreatmentI think this guy watched too many 'Breaking Bad' episodes.SlaterSlater
Woman Arrested After Barking At Police DogWoman Arrested After Barking At Police DogThis is a pretty bad way to NOT draw attention to yourself.SlaterSlater
‘Determined’ Saints Fan Protests The Super Bowl…By Dying‘Determined’ Saints Fan Protests The Super Bowl…By DyingThis was a well-timed exit.SlaterSlater
Woman Attacks Her Boyfriend With Frozen Pork ChopWoman Attacks Her Boyfriend With Frozen Pork ChopHe might be a vegetarian after this.SlaterSlater
Iowa Drunk Driver Caught Going 107 MPHIowa Drunk Driver Caught Going 107 MPHJust a reminder that Uber is much cheaper than a DUI.SlaterSlater