CRAPPY NEWS – 6/21/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/21/17Happy Hump Day! Today's stories feature a cookout crook, a spaghetti slinger, and a dumbass dangler...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/20/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/20/17An extreme case of Starbucks rage, a woman steals money to boost her butt, and a farmer drunkenly fights a pig...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/19/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/19/17Happy Monday! Here are today's top stories: A woman's fast food wasn't fast enough, a prank ends badly, and a guy loses a part of his manhood...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/16/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/16/17A criminal has a very unfortunate name, thieves give themselves away, and a story from earlier this week has a reality show-like plot twist...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/15/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/15/17Here are today's headlines: A car thief can't drive stick, a man sells fake drugs, and a lady beats religion into her husband...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/14/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/14/17Happy Hump Day! Today's top stories include a bad alibi, a devil's threesome, and a gut full of poo...enjoy!SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/13/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/13/17A sex club is missing a fire exit, a Family Feud® that Steve Harvey could be proud of, and a guy gets his tool stuck in a tool...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/12/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/12/17Happy Monday! Here are today's top stories: A man gets assaulted with cereal, geese destroy Disney dreams, and a couple has a randy rendezvous during their flight...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/9/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/9/17TGIF! Here are today's top stories: A mom gives birth to a huge baby, a customer pulls down his pants, and a tattoo puts a guy in jail...SlaterSlater
CRAPPY NEWS – 6/8/17CRAPPY NEWS – 6/8/17Here are today's top stories: A shoplifter stuffs oil in his pants, a man records a shark attack, and a woman's booty call goes bad...SlaterSlater