Well...that's ONE way to get a cop's attention. This is 'Crappy News' for Thursday, July 27th.

Pottawattomie County, OK- A key piece of evidence in a fraud case was found buried in a backyard.

Cody Green was digging in his family's yard when a tractor hit something solid. He continued to dig and unearthed an entire SUV that was six feet underground. The family called police, who dragged the vehicle out of the hole.

After running the car's plates, police discovered that the original owner had reported the vehicle stolen 14 YEARS ago. Cops suspect the owner buried the SUV in an attempt to claim an insurance payout. [KFOR-TV]

In OTHER vehicle-related news...

Wethersfield, NY- Police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle.

It didn't take them long to figure out which one they were looking for. Officers spotted a car at an intersection with no doors, no windshield, no license plates...and an AX stuck in the roof. The driver, 21-year-old Jared Price "performed poorly" on a sobriety test and was arrested.

It was determined that Price was under the influence of several substances. He's been charged with driving while impaired, and was also ticketed for driving without plates...without a registration...without insurance...and without a front windshield. But I guess the ax lodged in the roof is TOTALLY not a problem. [The Daily News]

In EVEN MORE vehicle-related news...

Barnstable, MA- A woman has been charged...for charging a cop.


39-year-old Susan Kettell was driving Saturday night when she confronted another motorist. She tried to ram into him twice...Kettell then got out of her car, ripped her shirt off and ran topless at the other car while holding a knife.

Well, the owner of the other car turned out to be an off-duty police officer.

Kettell was arrested on a series of charges, including: assault with a dangerous weapon, lewd, wanton and lascivious conduct, OWI, and driving with a suspended license. [Cape Cod Times]

Topless road rage? Sounds like one of those late-night movies you'd see on Cinemax...

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