Vodka Truck In A Tree? Vodka Truck In A Tree.

I could make a joke about how they were delivering to my treehouse, or about how it's sitting in a tree, or that I thought I was a lousy driver.......but I won't. Not yet.

This happened just south of Jacksonville, Florida. Thanks to Fox 30 for the video.

Here's the money line in the whole sordid tale: "Troopers say the truck hit some sort of divot and went airborne."

IT HIT A DIVOT AND WENT AIRBORNE! HOLY CRAP!