What Is ‘Guy-Fi’?

It's so NSFW you may want to stay at home so you don't get caught looking at this at work, but it's so stupid and creepy we can't not talk about this.

So 80% of Americans say they suffer from workplace stress. That's probably true, because according to a new study from the travel analysis firm Skift, 41 percent of all U.S. workers took no vacation days in 2015, with another 17 percent of the survey's 2,000 respondents taking less than five vacation days during the entire calendar year.

So this is a thing in New York City now. According to Time Out, a remarkable 39% of New Yorkers "self-soothe" in the workplace to alleviate stress, so a booth opened in Manhattan allowing men to relieve stress outside the office. I won't elaborate but feel free to use your imagination.

I will add that this is ridiculous and sexist. It's ridiculous because if you have to go to the bathroom there are no public restrooms in Manhattan (or any downtown of any city to be honest) but this exists? And it's sexist because you know who Skift cited as being the most overworked? Workers between the ages of 18 and 35 were found to be the most overworked; women were also found to take off slightly less time than men. Where's Girl-Fi? Anyway.......

(Editor's Note: The plain white van right next to the Guy-Fi booth really brings the creepiness all home, doesn't it?)

Snopes -- a website known for debunking everything -- has added that an adult toy company is using this as a marketing ploy only and is NOT suggesting men use Guy-Fi for what everyone knows they have hinted it should be used for, because that activity is illegal in public.

When you add this to the ridiculously-large list of celebrity deaths already, I don't know how we're going to be able to handle another 49 weeks of 2016.