Gee, I can't imagine why he broke it off. This is "crappy News" for Tuesday, October 9th, 2018.

Burbank, CA- An actor was arrested for DUI...and for letting his TWO-YEAR-OLD drive him home.

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Marion "Pooch" Hall is one of the stars of the Showtime series Ray Donovan. So, a cast member of a very popular TV show should have plenty of options if he's too drunk to drive. This option is NOT recommended...

Witnesses called 911 Wednesday night after seeing the child sitting on Hall's lap holding the steering wheel. The vehicle later veered off the road and struck a parked car.

Hall's blood alcohol content was .025, more than three times the legal limit. In addition to drunken driving, he was also charged with felony child endangerment. [TMZ]

Scotland- Drug smugglers accidentally caught themselves on camera.

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32-year-old Paul Reilly & 35-year-old Michael Martin unwittingly recorded themselves packing marijuana and pills into a drone, which they planned to deliver to Martin's incarcerated brother.

But the drone crashed, officers retrieved it and studied footage from the camera. The images clearly show Reilly and Martin placing the contraband into Kinder Eggs.

The duo also inadvertently recorded the door number of the house they were operating from and a car parked outside which belonged to them.

Martin was sentenced to a year in prison, while Reilly was sentenced to 33 months. [BBC News]

Guthrie, OK- This woman CLEARLY handles rejection well...

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20-year-old Avalone Fishback recently joined Plenty of Fish after her boyfriend dumped her. But she wasn't looking to replace him--she was looking to kill him.

Fishback allegedly made offers to at least four men, including two on the dating site, one on Snapchat, and a fourth guy who says she offered him $600 to do it.

Another person actually agreed to kill Fishback's ex and dump the body for $1000, but she backed out when she realized he had charges pending against him.

Thankfully, one of the other men contacted police and Fishback was arrested.

She's been charged with first-degree solicitation of murder. [WDAF-TV]

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