Illinois Man Gets Drunk, Tells Police He’s The Burger King
Was this guy drunk on booze or chicken fries? Here's 'Crappy News' for Wednesday, December 13th.
Portland, OR- An airline flight got a bit too stressful for one particular passenger.
Flying can be a pretty nerve-wracking experience. For some, the anxiety gets too out of control.
A passenger aboard a flight from Portland to Sacramento said 24-year-old Valerie Curbello was removed from the plane’s bathroom when people learned she was smoking and tampering with the lavatory smoke detector. The flight crew says Curbello became belligerent and threatened to "kill everyone on this plane."
The flight landed safely without further incident and Curbello was arrested once she got off the plane. [KOIN-TV]
Ulster County, NY- This babysitter won't be getting another call.
Police received a call last Thursday about a young child dragging a suitcase down the street. Officers spotted the 10-year-old in possession of the suitcase and an array of stolen property, along with the kid's 16-year-old babysitter.
The 16-year-old had used the child to help him break into a home in the neighborhood.
The teen was charged with felony counts of burglary, grand larceny, and criminal mischief, as well as misdemeanor counts of endangering the welfare of a child and criminal impersonation. [Hudson Valley Post]
I can't believe that in this era of helicopter parenting, we're still letting teenagers babysit our kids.
Galesburg, IL- A drunk driver did not have it his way.
34-year-old Bradley Galloway drove his car into a ditch after leaving a strip club early Friday morning.
Police say Galloway had glassy, bloodshot eyes and slurred speech, claimed his name was “Burger King” and smelled of alcohol. He was allegedly uncooperative with officers, calling them Satan worshippers, telling them that Donald Trump was coming to beat them up and allegedly using multiple racial slurs while being checked out by EMTs.
Galloway refused treatment at the hospital and had to be handcuffed to his bed. He also claimed that a doctor was going to give him a million dollars. He was eventually arrested for DUI, resisting arrest, and reckless driving. [WGIL.com]
If he really wanted Trump's help, he should've said his name was Ronald McDonald.
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