Woman’s Smartphone Burns ‘500 Holes’ In Her EyesWoman’s Smartphone Burns ‘500 Holes’ In Her EyesI think she should probably put the phone away.SlaterSlater
Man Busted For Stealing From Kwik Trip 23 TimesMan Busted For Stealing From Kwik Trip 23 TimesAnd his excuse was even worse than the crime.SlaterSlater
Woman Gets Arrested…Because of Pinball?Woman Gets Arrested…Because of Pinball?I'd be mad about this, too...but maybe not THIS mad.SlaterSlater
Vegan Bride Bans Meat-Eaters From Her WeddingVegan Bride Bans Meat-Eaters From Her WeddingHer husband must feel like the luckiest guy in the world.SlaterSlater
Hubby Hilariously Botches Wife’s Valentine’s GiftHubby Hilariously Botches Wife’s Valentine’s GiftI would NOT be able to get away with this!SlaterSlater
Dozens Of Kids Hospitalized From Tainted Valentine’s Day CandyDozens Of Kids Hospitalized From Tainted Valentine’s Day CandyRemember when you were in grade school and you passed valentines around the class? NOTHING bad happened. SlaterSlater
Man Loses Teeth After Guzzling 6 Energy Drinks Per DayMan Loses Teeth After Guzzling 6 Energy Drinks Per DayThis dude DEFINITELY needs to find a new pick-me-up. I think I do, too.SlaterSlater
Cop Has Gun Stolen By Pair Of ProstitutesCop Has Gun Stolen By Pair Of ProstitutesI don't know if ANY explanation is good enough.SlaterSlater
Groom Arrested For Groping Teenage Girl At His WeddingGroom Arrested For Groping Teenage Girl At His WeddingThis marriage is off to a fantastic start.SlaterSlater
Man Tells Cops He Trafficked Pot To Pay For Wife’s Cancer TreatmentMan Tells Cops He Trafficked Pot To Pay For Wife’s Cancer TreatmentI think this guy watched too many 'Breaking Bad' episodes.SlaterSlater