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Ariana Grande inspired this ode to the most important meal of the day.

These fools should stick to watching action movies, not trying to reenact them.

It wasn't me, I promise. Here's 'Crappy News' for Tuesday, September 12th...

Running from police doesn't usually end well. Swimming from police is even worse. Here's 'Crappy News' for Tuesday, September 5th.

This only the #2 dumbest thing she did last week. Here's 'Crappy News' for Monday, August 28th...

Next Generation Wireless & Q92.3 want to send you to New Orleans! And you have two ways to win this unforgettable trip to the Big Easy.

I'm honestly surprised it took this long for someone from my hometown to make the list.

I thought the whole point of committing a crime was to NOT draw attention to yourself? This is 'Crappy News' for Wednesday, August 16th.

And, like a groundhog, this man burrowed a hole for himself. This is 'Crappy News' for Monday, August 14th.

The Tilt-A-Whirl is vomit-inducing enough. I don't need this added onto it. This is 'Crappy News' for Thursday, August 10th.