Waterloo Woman Arrested After Chucking Chicken
There was definitely some fowl play involved. Here's "Crappy News" for Friday, May 11th.
Asheville, NC- Cops corralled a fast food flasher.
Police responded to a Buffalo Wild Wings early Wednesday morning after an employee reported seeing a man lying naked on a sidewalk in front of the building.
Officers had also received reports of a naked man in the parking lot of several other fast-food restaurants, including McDonald's, Taco Bell and Waffle House. Cops eventually found 38-year-old Jeremy Justice hiding behind construction equipment at a nearby business.
Justice faces two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure. [Asheville Citizen-Times]
Queensburgh, South Africa- A man tried to test his new girlfriend. It didn't work.
25-year-old VJ Briteman came up with a BRILLIANT plan to see if his new boo was wife material. He invited her over, and intentionally left a huge mess to see if she would clean it up.
His lady either didn't notice, didn't care, or wasn't interested in being this dude's mom. He posted a picture of his dirty kitchen on Twitter, and added that he was "disappointed" that she had left without picking up after him.
Briteman was ruthlessly dragged on social media, and his girlfriend DUMPED him after someone showed her the tweet. So, he's officially single again. Which seems like the right outcome. [The Daily Dot]
Turns out Briteman isn't a very bright man.
Waterloo- A woman was arrested after heaving a chicken at a grocery store.
45-year-old Decedra Harrington was at the Hy-Vee on Logan Avenue last Thursday when she got into an altercation with a supermarket employee.
During the spat, Harrington allegedly threw a frozen chicken at the employee.
The propelled poultry flew over the worker’s head and struck a customer in the chest.
Harrington was arrested on Tuesday and charged with simple assault. Hy-Vee is cooperating with law enforcement. [The Courier]
That might be the furthest that chicken has ever flown.