You Shower Too Much
Maybe you should stop showering so much. There. I said it. Sure, it's not going to make you popular with your coworkers, family, and friends, random people at Hy-Vee... But at least you'll have better skin or something. There's a pretty solid consensus among dermatologists that you don't need to shower every day. In fact, it's better for your skin if you don't. Still, three-quarters of us do it anyway and likely won't change.
According to a new survey from YouGov, 49% of people shower once a day while 20% take one almost every day, and 6% take MORE than one a day. (Y'all must be working outside in the summer!)
And they're all worse off than the 18% of people who shower two or three times a week the 3% who only take one shower a week, and the very self-confident 1% of people who only take one a MONTH. Hm, there is such a thing as not showering enough...