You’re A Ranch Lovin’ Iowan Right? Will You Try THIS New Product?

Last year, Heinz had a viral sensation with their 'Mayochup' sauce that combined mayo and ketchup. It got them enough buzz, and apparently sold them enough jars that they decided they couldn't stop there. It looks like we created a monster by supporting the product cuz now they're messin' with RANCH.

Last month, they announced a mayo-mustard mash-up called Mayomust and a mayo-barbecue hybrid called Mayocue. And now there's this bad boy incoming:

Kranch

Yep, Kranch. It is as it sounds. A mix of ketchup and ranch dressing. It's set to hit stores later this month.

If Kranch is for you... you're not alone. I'm out. Ranch is amazing enough! It needs no sidekick. Oh, and the color is flat out WRONG!