I'm Slater. I wake you up every morning from 6-9 a.m. I'm a native of the Quad Cities and I've spent most of my life in Eastern Iowa & Western Illinois. LIKES: Bears, Cubs, Blackhawks, Illini, Pro Wrestling, Karaoke, Beer, Bacon, Pizza DISLIKES: Packers, Cardinals, Pickles, Olives, Waking up at 3:30
Man Lies About Having World’s Largest Package
Surprisingly, some men want you to think their junk is very large. This is 'Crappy News' for Tuesday, January 9th.
Inmate Claims Drugs Found In Rectum Aren’t His
The old 'those aren't mine, I'm just keeping them for a friend' excuse probably didn't fly with your parents, so why try it now? Here's 'Crappy News' for Monday, 1/8/18.
Which Words Should Be Left In 2017?
New year, new vocabulary. Which words and phrases should we permanently ditch in 2018?
Woman Nearly Goes Blind Because Of Christmas Card Glitter
Glitter -- fun, shiny, sparkly, dangerous? This is 'Crappy News' for Friday, 1/5/18.
Cyndi Is Going To Las Vegas…You Could Be Next!
Cyndi H. from Jesup received a Vegas vacation thanks to Next Generation Wireless! You could be our next big winner. We're announcing our next trip giveaway VERY soon!
Officers Rescue Loose Chickens Fleeing On The Freeway
Police say no 'fowl' play was suspected. This is 'Crappy News' for Thursday, January 4th.
Man Busted For Running ‘Nigerian Prince’ Web Scam
One less dirtbag taking advantage of people. 2018 is off to a decent start!
‘Crappy News’ Presents: 2017’s Parents Of The Year!
This edition of 'Crappy News' goes out to those moms and dads that should NEVER be allowed to procreate ever again. These are my Parents of the Year for 2017!
Police Mistake Fruitcake For A Bomb
Just one more reason to hate fruitcake. This is 'Crappy News' for Thursday, December 28th, 2017.
11 Amazing Insults We Totally Need To Bring Back In 2018
Step up your insult game in 2018 by adding these zingers to your repertoire. Don't be a fopdoodle.