Man Accused Of Stabbing A Dude’s Genitals With An Ice PickMan Accused Of Stabbing A Dude’s Genitals With An Ice PickDeath. I choose death.SlaterSlater
High School Football Team Busted For Putting Oreos In Their ButtsHigh School Football Team Busted For Putting Oreos In Their ButtsI could think of lots of uses for Oreos...THIS is definitely not one of them.SlaterSlater
Man Busted For Offering To Trade Burger For SexMan Busted For Offering To Trade Burger For SexUsually, free food is a great idea.SlaterSlater
Man With Very Fitting Name Arrested For DUIMan With Very Fitting Name Arrested For DUIThis was his destiny.SlaterSlater
Iowa Inmates Suing To Keep Their PornIowa Inmates Suing To Keep Their PornI'm normally not on the side of criminals, but I think I can make an exception for this.SlaterSlater
Iowa Man Arrested For Exposing Himself To Uber DriverIowa Man Arrested For Exposing Himself To Uber DriverHe puts the 'X' in 'UberX.'SlaterSlater
Wedding Photographer Busted For Hooking Up On The JobWedding Photographer Busted For Hooking Up On The JobI can say with 100% certainty this WON'T be happening at my wedding...SlaterSlater
Cops Apologize For Graphic Description Of SuspectCops Apologize For Graphic Description Of SuspectAfter such flattery...why WOULDN'T he turn himself in?SlaterSlater
Woman Attacks Boyfriend…With Take-Out FoodWoman Attacks Boyfriend…With Take-Out FoodYou could say she was hungry for a fight.SlaterSlater
Fans Kicked Out For Having Sex During ConcertFans Kicked Out For Having Sex During ConcertSex, drugs, and rock & roll? Well, two out of three ain't bad. SlaterSlater